I’ve decided to become a fit fella, and learn how to appropriately work out, and do all that neat stuff
Why?
In short… I am GROSSLY unfit, and weak, and quite fat. I would very much like to lose all this weight, and
get some permanent life wins in the process.
Recently, I met up with an old friend from my Polytech days (Zimbardoex),
who has been really into fitness for a while. I’ve always wanted to give
fitness a reasonable go, but this, along side being encouraged with some
friends from work has really led me to drive myself, and discipline myself to be better
I have taken a break from fedi for nearly the last 2 weeks, at least, I have done
so on my mains, although I have done some cheeky posting on some alts that no one
knows is me…
Why?
In short… The amount of politics and figureheads on fedi seem to have exploded
in recent times. I remember the first time I witnessed a figurehead explosion on
fedi, which resulted in a huge amount of bullying towards one seemingly popular
person until they relented and left fedi, only appearing on much smaller instances
that don’t federate with the wider fediverse.
Ah yes. A new year! Exciting for all. I hope everyone reading this got to have
some quality time with their loved ones over the break and managed to fend off
the vicious beast of capitalism and actually find a way to enjoy yourself without
resorting to pulling out the ole money card. I had a very cozy X-Mas / New Years
period, which I will detail in full right now!
Over the recent years, I have experienced a growth in disbelief of one of the
founding men of modern western civilization. That of course, being the waning
belief in Santa Claus, Jolly Ole Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Chris Cringle
Why is it that modern civilization try to hide the truth of Santa away from
people between the ages of 12 and 30, whilst they themselves, revel in his
existence. Now some of you reading this probably think I am joking, that I am
having a laugh, but no. This is serious misinformation that if left unchecked,
could plunge the world into pure chaos!
Well howdy there pals. Long time no see. It turns out a huge amount has happened
to me over the last 18 months!
Well buddy, where did you go?
Well, nowhere interesting, The depths of hell and the pearly gates, neither can
hold me forever. I’ve had a nice relationship which has come and gone in that
time, and I got my degree… which is pretty cool!
Hold on… Relationship?!?
Yeah i was as surprised as you are. She was lovely. Wholesome, bubbly and most
importantly fun. unfortunately, after a while, we found out that we were two
very different people and it would probably be for the best if we just stopped
seeing each other anymore. I want to try keep in touch but its hard. Maybe once
i grow a stronger stomach il manage it, but to be honest, I have been finding
ways to enjoy myself without much company recently, such as
Its not often that we all take a step back and ask ourselves if we are happy
Perhaps, it is the most important question to ask yourself, or your friends,
so why don’t we ask it
I am happy
At this moment, it is 3am. Usually if i am awake at 3am, its because im sad or
lonely. But right now, I feel neither. Tomorrow, or should i say today, I am
having coffee with one of my best friends in the world. After a few months of
our schedules clashing, her and I finally found a time where we can meet up for
a chat